Cherry Delicious
Cherry Delicious of Worms was a famous female Cleric of the 14th century. He was the spawn of Mint (nee Ecklers) and Raspberry Delicious, a famous husband and wife multi-Bishop in the then popular Chrispianical religion.
Biography
Birth and Early Racing Career
Born in 1302a and again in 1302b, Cherry rose to prominance at the 1304 Baby's Grand Council of Worms, by outpacing Tomothy Edelstein and Dwayne X in the "thought games" race, 3 laps around a mud track with various hazards and protruding beams of ash and pine randomly ejected at the racers to try to tip them into the yucky slime pit.
Based on this early fame, her parents toured him around the European Baby circuit, where Moustachiard LeMantleford was said to have exclaimed "Cherry Delicious is a good baby!"
Adultion and Proctitution
As Cherry constructed her full sized adult body, it was rapidly discerned by Occulont, the all-seeing eye of Zeb, that Cherry was developing masculine features. In her adultion, she appeared to be a Man, who was said to look like Marlon Brando might look one day.
In order to "tell" if Cherry had become a Man or not, she was probed with the Urproct, the first proctologist from which all other proctologists were derived. When it was discovered that, while masculing, no prostate was present, it was decided by Raspberry that Cherry must undergo Proctitution until any remaining non-prostate was removed and replaced by either a prostate or a stone that had a prostate painted on it.
