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Author of many plays and hyper-metadramas, such as the one you are acting in right now, portraying the character "reader of Wiki."  You were cast years before you were born, and were fertilized and gestated for this specific purpose.  Celebrate the mystery that is Mister Shakespeare with me, by calling 1-532-238-3429 ext. 39 and saying "it's always a good time for Mystery on 106.4 FM!"
 
Author of many plays and hyper-metadramas, such as the one you are acting in right now, portraying the character "reader of Wiki."  You were cast years before you were born, and were fertilized and gestated for this specific purpose.  Celebrate the mystery that is Mister Shakespeare with me, by calling 1-532-238-3429 ext. 39 and saying "it's always a good time for Mystery on 106.4 FM!"
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==Authorship Controversy==
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Mister Shakespeare's works were originally not written by him, but were later transposed onto his person by the Ghost of Christmas Platinum collection: Gold Edition after learning that the true meaning of Christmas was fading in and out of sync with reality and being, for a time, transparent to terrified onlookers.
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Since that time, all works attributed to Mister Shakespeare become written by him retroactively through a process of faith and expressive but violent mimes. 
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==Two bananas rule==
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The [[Two Bananas|two bananas]] rule, proclaimed by [[Lord Byron]] from his dark spire of [[Thingolion]], may have been first discovered by Mister Shakespeare in his [[Shrieking Tapestry]] "Rotario Part 1 the 4th."  Scholardi points to lines such as
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<blockquote>  "And yet thy lips are dangle-flaps<br>
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trapping lads of fruitmeat, independent<br>
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flesh-robes hiding toothcarls, the bone cohort<br>
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that through hostility can break the back<br>
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of Banyananas beige, flutey fruitpods,<br>
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bishopfingers. But now where hast thou piped,<br>
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longyellow, whither thou Banyananas?<br>
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Solitary gut guest, occupantal <br>
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mashed habitant, mateless, to wander down<br>
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and alone in oceans galling to drown."</blockquote>
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The final speech of Timtamaria, Queen of the Clarinetophone, as she eats an unknown fruit seem to suggest that it is a Banana, and that bananas must never be eaten two in a row.
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==Incomplete List of Works==
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Any list of Mister Shakespeare's works must necessarily be incomplete due to the fact that he has not finished absorbing the works of others into his moist and porous pseudopods.  Nevertheless, here is a rough list.
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===Stage Plays===
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====Tragedies====
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Sanitation Mate
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The Riddle of the Noise
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Child of Fist
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Long Wedding
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Hamlet Man
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The Precipice King's Missteps in Reverse Order
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Chocolate Subinfeudation Part 1
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Chocolate Subinfeudation Part 2
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Chocolate Ryan
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====Histories====
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The Invention of the Clock
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The Spartans and their Laws
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White People
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Black People
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The King's Speech
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The Queen (of England)
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A King Dying
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A Cheating King
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The King's Grandfather
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Josh Brolin Part 1
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Josh Brolin part 2
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Josh Brolin part 3
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Josh Brolin Part 4
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Josh Brolin Part 5
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The Goonies
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====Comedies====
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Love in a Forest
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Sex hunger
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The Magic Transvestite
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I ignore Everything She Says and Win
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Too Drunk To Dance
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The Virginity Sword
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the Nimble Rapist in Narrowsville
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===Tapestries===
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====Song Tapesties====
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Strandies
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Weave-erly
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====Scream Tapesties====
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Rotario Part 1 the 4th
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Rotario Part 1 the 1st
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Rotatio part 1 the 2nd
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Rotatio Part 1 the 3rd
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Rotario Part 2 the 1st
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Rotario part 2 the Husband
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===Bibles===
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The Bible of the Egg
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The Shark: Never Stop Moving and other Tips for Not stopping moving
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Twimp: The Story of How Everything is Just So
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The Cabuticle

Revision as of 17:22, 14 January 2011

Author of many plays and hyper-metadramas, such as the one you are acting in right now, portraying the character "reader of Wiki." You were cast years before you were born, and were fertilized and gestated for this specific purpose. Celebrate the mystery that is Mister Shakespeare with me, by calling 1-532-238-3429 ext. 39 and saying "it's always a good time for Mystery on 106.4 FM!"

Authorship Controversy

Mister Shakespeare's works were originally not written by him, but were later transposed onto his person by the Ghost of Christmas Platinum collection: Gold Edition after learning that the true meaning of Christmas was fading in and out of sync with reality and being, for a time, transparent to terrified onlookers.

Since that time, all works attributed to Mister Shakespeare become written by him retroactively through a process of faith and expressive but violent mimes.

Two bananas rule

The two bananas rule, proclaimed by Lord Byron from his dark spire of Thingolion, may have been first discovered by Mister Shakespeare in his Shrieking Tapestry "Rotario Part 1 the 4th." Scholardi points to lines such as

"And yet thy lips are dangle-flaps

trapping lads of fruitmeat, independent
flesh-robes hiding toothcarls, the bone cohort
that through hostility can break the back
of Banyananas beige, flutey fruitpods,
bishopfingers. But now where hast thou piped,
longyellow, whither thou Banyananas?
Solitary gut guest, occupantal
mashed habitant, mateless, to wander down

and alone in oceans galling to drown."

The final speech of Timtamaria, Queen of the Clarinetophone, as she eats an unknown fruit seem to suggest that it is a Banana, and that bananas must never be eaten two in a row.

Incomplete List of Works

Any list of Mister Shakespeare's works must necessarily be incomplete due to the fact that he has not finished absorbing the works of others into his moist and porous pseudopods. Nevertheless, here is a rough list.


Stage Plays

Tragedies

Sanitation Mate The Riddle of the Noise Child of Fist Long Wedding Hamlet Man The Precipice King's Missteps in Reverse Order Chocolate Subinfeudation Part 1 Chocolate Subinfeudation Part 2 Chocolate Ryan

Histories

The Invention of the Clock The Spartans and their Laws White People Black People The King's Speech The Queen (of England) A King Dying A Cheating King The King's Grandfather Josh Brolin Part 1 Josh Brolin part 2 Josh Brolin part 3 Josh Brolin Part 4 Josh Brolin Part 5 The Goonies

Comedies

Love in a Forest Sex hunger The Magic Transvestite I ignore Everything She Says and Win Too Drunk To Dance The Virginity Sword the Nimble Rapist in Narrowsville

Tapestries

Song Tapesties

Strandies Weave-erly

Scream Tapesties

Rotario Part 1 the 4th Rotario Part 1 the 1st Rotatio part 1 the 2nd Rotatio Part 1 the 3rd Rotario Part 2 the 1st Rotario part 2 the Husband

Bibles

The Bible of the Egg The Shark: Never Stop Moving and other Tips for Not stopping moving Twimp: The Story of How Everything is Just So The Cabuticle

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