Neck Cakes

Neck Cakes are those cakes which father slathers on you when you've been too opulent. Commonly stored in father's "Gland Folder"

"She greives at me, of caked-folder's neck, to forfend the Brile Gilhandlon's feathered trunk, that when 'ponst yobb the eggred gilded lunk beslathered yonder son, to frin and ling, and breck."

- Blow Ye Winds - XX Recanto Del Sol.