The Eternals

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The eternals may enter the univeres they create at any times. It's permitted because it rhymes.


Shandaru Iolu, L'Brondelle Williams created our universe in 1927. He did so in the stomach of the Tortoise, Kalgaathu, the Grain Father (depicted usually eating a banana in his wise, toothless mouth, and smiling). His is the Eternal of our world, visitor in the nine forms of Tebiss, both six of them, and three of the eighteen cute boys of science. L'Brondelle's universe is one of the semi-trumpets. This is our foremost teaching, and we presume, the truth.


Lesbiandre created a universe in the stomach of Kalgaathu. However, he abandoned his universe to the Miser Sphere, and came to ours instead. His vicious cavalcade of cruelness means that you should not trust him. His universe is the other semi-trumpet. It is the subject of Khafebz' famous invitational epic poem, Blow, ye winds.

He is an apostate, beliving not in Kalgaathu, but in the Humantigore, and is considered a saint in the Humantigorian Religion.

Omar Epps

The eternal of Medicine, Omar Epps has entered our world to educate us on the meaning of disease and medicine. His chosen form is that of a Cosby Man, on the television show "Doctor Housecalls, Medical Doctor of the Hospital".

Carl Sagan

Carl Sagan first emerged from the wine-bladder of Thuvot the Strong in the Proud Age. During that time, he was without rice, and fat. He eventually found rice, and took the form we know today, that of a dead old jewish scientist from the Bronx.

Bob Ross

Zahi Hawass

The eternal of civilization, Zahi Hawass enters our world cyclically, every 400 years, developing civilization by reminding all who live of the past achievements of man.

Sam Waterston

after escaping the Capricorn 6 disaster, he teaches law and justice through the medium of Law and Order.