Humantigorianism is the false worship of the Humantigore, the half-man, half-mantis overlord of Fudge Mountain, who governs the candy forest with a sweetly ironic fist.
The Humantigorian faith believes in the six crucial aspects of all things.
- All Things are way out of control.
- All Things are smaller than they used to be.
- All Things are not black and white, but gray and white.
- All Things are covered with a fine dust, and that dust is what connects us to the Humantigore.
- There are two versions of you in the universe. And those versions are the "Golden You" and the "Beef You".
- The Beef You is 50 lbs. heavy.
And the Other Two, which are secret until you've reached Theta Omicron 6.