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Meanwhile, inside the Frowning Lad of Time and Space….
So this is what it was like to be dead. It wasn’t that bad actually. It was basically the same as being at a billy joel concert. Actually, since billy joel was a musician from 9 trillion or so years in my past, i had no idea whether that reference was amusing, but in my short stint in the 21st century i’m pretty sure i heard basically 30 or so people say that, and everyone around them laughed in the manner of the era, violently, through the lone oral cavity of the face. Imagine, laughing and eating in the same place. disgusting.
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Tags: 2012, afterlife, death
Meanwhile, in another part of house…
“I’m calling from inside the house!”, said the voice. Just then, the operator broke in on the conversation.
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Tags: 2012, alex jones, boobs, breasts, checkmate, chess chestmate, chestmake, chestmaker, obama deception, tits
Meanwhile, the exact moment that Tyra Bank teleported away from (Name Deleted)’s bullet…
Somehow, the suit had saved me, in a flash I had seen the world around me dissolve into an ambigious cloud. Swirls of color filled my vision and sense not unlike being asked to help your friend move from one house to another flooded my body. Why had (name deleted) decided to kill me? Did it have something to do with my confidence?
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Tags: 2012, loss, love, obama deception, teleportation, winsomeness
meanwhile, our friendly companion in his invisible shame-powered destiny-based suit searches for his missing friend, our protagonist (name deleted).
Shame. Shame. I had to find someone to shame. The suit’s power was running low, and if it ran out in its present invisible state, it would be stuck invisible forever. IT was not entirely a terrible proespect, but it meant that people would probably never understand how it was i was able to do all the marvellous things i could do, as they could not see the apparent explanation of the suit. Needless to say, taking credit for the work of a funny sci fi type suit was essentially one of the worst Sharms.
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Tags: 2012, alex jones, hope, joy, mayan calendar, obama deception, sci fi, science fiction, time travel, winter
Meanwihle, inside the Pale Frown of the Universe…
“I think Obama’s honey-moon is over.”
The firmament arched like a vast emptiness like the emptiness between Matrimonions, the married onions that act as surrogate married couples for people in love who dont’ want to ruin that good feeling. My plan wasn’t working. banality might be insufficient, like a clown with an egg. Yet I couldn’t think of anything else to do.
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